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 The Giant Squid Story

 ...Info: Unknown, 1999 [1,49MB]
 ...Transcript:
'Hey everybody, how is it going? So, um. God, it smells SO good in here! Yeah! Um... I have to tell you guys something, I went to the University Book Store today. And I love that place! You, um. There's this book, I didn't get it. So if anyone wants to get it, it's the best book in the world! It's this book on giant squids, it's SO fucking grrreat! And you know what? Um, they wouldn't let me get it, 'cos I get nightmares and I wake everyone up on the bus. But I think it's fantastic, do you know how squids mate? See... I read that part! Um, it's fantastic! Their tentacles do stuff... like hiiii, you're so cute... hi, how are you? And then the guy, right? It's very clever, you guys! He reaches in his pocket, like he's giving her a joint and he puts a lil bag and this lil guy, he just inserts her right in there! Isn't that good?!?'

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